Wednesday, July 18, 2007

LOOK WHOS BACK?



ok so i see every body really likes these picture blogs updates.... ill make another one!!!

i have to say sorry that i havent come bk from anywhere or havent gotten engaged or had a baby ... just yet lol

as u all know my previous blog had a picture of my face and i was trying to sell it... a week later it clearly hasen't worked so ive taken drastic measures and have loaded another one of my slef...

now i know this is the scary part and im gonna b single bc of it for the rest of my life but can we plz put this " size issue" away for a second and c the reall beauty in this picture.... i am talking about the pengunie lol i dont even know how the fuck to spell it... pengune? u know what im talking about it? that big this in the picture... not me, the pengunie lol sounds like some pasta i had for dinner last nite ... any way...

i bumped into devorah leah very randomly... infact im worried the girl has been stalking me since 2003 last day of school... i saw her in the middle of a car park at 12am at coles on orrong rd "catching up with a friend" i dont by it, but ill let her get away with it coz ive infact " cought up with few friends" in that car park my self lol good on ya devora leah... i just wish ure "friend" wasent a feemale... or was she a shemale? hahahahahaah and then out of no where rachelli elkis comes out ... now i say this is just a lil all to odd for me.... here's what i think happend... u all ready? :) im excited just to write this....

devorah leah was stonned bc she couldnt stop laughing when she saw me.... if she wasent stonned then i swear i must b very funny looking, she nearly died from laughter... no joke, i was with marina she's my witness.... back to the story....

she was stonned and got the munchies really bad and the nearest place that sells kosher food from where they smoked ( coles car park) was coles.... so they took the closest parking to the door... ( no shit) the desibled one... i was pissed coz i usually park there... then out of no where i hear some1 saying my name... i look and it devorah i was a lil scaptical of coming up to say hello bc u see... i was stonned as well :) then she starts laughing out of no where like as if i had a sigh on my forhead saying "please laugh at me when u c me..." well i dont. i figuered she was stonned... great!! i walked up to her... big mistake lol anyway... her mouth was getting more and more dry and she couldnt hold it bk any more and started walking off... as i approach my car, i see elkis... another fellow stonner who has just smoked....

now elkis was really good as hiding the fact that she was a lil high but i could c through her...

to hear the end of the story ure just gonna have to show up at the reunion and have a laugh with me... lets just say we all got a happy ending... hahahaahahahah

p.s im gonna make a little book of fantacy stories.... NO DEVORAH LEAH... U CANT BE IN IT hahahahahaahah

ok i think its time for me to rest and ill try and make it to the reunion... and i cant wait to c u all... letting u all know im wearing pants... its to cold for a skirt for me... sorry.... hope im still welcomed?

i hope u've all enjoyed reading this, and once again i oppoligise for the spelling mistakes but for some stupid reason this "cool blogger" shit dosent have spell check.... xoxoxoxox

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6 Comments:

At July 18, 2007 at 2:54 PM , Blogger Dalia said...

Girl you have lost the plot! keep em coming!!!!

 
At July 19, 2007 at 5:15 AM , Blogger shoshy said...

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At July 19, 2007 at 5:19 AM , Blogger shoshy said...

alla u are wayyyyy too funny!

is this the person that responded to your "ad" a penguin???

and as dalia said keep em coming! i really enjoyed reading your megila

see ya at the reunion

 
At July 19, 2007 at 3:29 PM , Blogger Chana Loebenstein said...

does jeddy read this blog. she will have a good laugh

 
At July 22, 2007 at 8:06 PM , Blogger Shira said...

Alla! I swear i have never laughed and cried so hard in my life!!! YOu have the best imagination!! I love you!!! Was so good to see you last night!!!!

 
At July 24, 2007 at 6:36 AM , Blogger Leah said...

alluchka... im glad 2 c since our private tutorial on how 2 use this class blog ur making the most of it ... i come on just 2 read ur hilerious stories these days lol... keep em rolling :)

 

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